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Filed under: Asides, Humor | Tags: Chuck Norris, Facts | January 22nd, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts 2.0
Chuck Norris 2.0. “Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.” See also: Original Chuck Norris facts, New Chuck Norris facts, and the official Chuck Norris response. 
Update: I highly recommend watching these Walker, Texas Ranger clips on Conan O’Brien. If that struck your fancy, you can always buy the DVD set, I just ordered it. ¶
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Jon Gales | January 23rd, 2006 @ 12:05 am |
I have been forwarding everyone I know to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com lately, such a funny concept. Good to see others are into it.
fred | January 23rd, 2006 @ 12:58 am |
Hey its cool to get into internet trends 6 months later. This topic is definitely not worn out!
Matt | January 23rd, 2006 @ 3:06 am |
Yes, but since it says “2.0″ it’s completely different than everything that came before it, obviously.
ryan king | January 23rd, 2006 @ 4:00 am |
This blog post looked the wrong way at Chuck Norris. Once.
ryan king | January 23rd, 2006 @ 4:01 am |
This blog’s timezone is still set to Texas. ‘Cause that’s where Walker Texas Ranger is kickin’ ass.
Alex Ezell | January 23rd, 2006 @ 9:39 pm |
Could the Internet beat Chuck Norris? No, because Chuck Norris sniffs packets like Kate Moss on a Columbian Tour.
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charleen | January 24th, 2006 @ 2:33 pm |
ok now, let me get this straight: you bought the Walker, Texas Ranger DVD set yet? Are you finished with Firefly yet?? Are you going to make me watch them, b/c I’ve been forced to do that before… Love, C.
Sandra | January 24th, 2006 @ 8:50 pm |
Yaaaaa-Chuck ! I appreciate you for 101 reasons ! Your’re the real thing! You’ve done a lot more than probably most people don’t realize. You’re a nice guy, a real hero, and a good example to those who need courage and determination.
I give you my standing ovation ! I hope you stick around . I’ve read your book “Against All Odds” and it’s a fun read as well as enlightening . Definaltely worth the money .
You go Chucky,
Love you much ! Sandy
Rob | January 29th, 2006 @ 2:10 am |
The only bath Chuck Norris has taken, is a blood bath
krysia | February 1st, 2006 @ 9:36 am |
ONLY CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS WHERE IS NEMO
Alazare | February 5th, 2006 @ 5:30 pm |
The people of Atlantis made a statue of Chuck Norris. He didn`t like it…
astemus | February 7th, 2006 @ 12:18 pm |
Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? The shadow knows. But only because Chuck Norris told him.
Steve | February 7th, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
Earth’s rain forests are the direct result of Chuck Norris walking barefoot.
Lawyer Bob | February 7th, 2006 @ 5:57 pm |
Apririn doesn’t work within a 50-mile radius of Chuck Norris.
Jeff | February 8th, 2006 @ 4:10 pm |
Osama Bin Laden is not hiding, he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and was shot into middle earth.
Jeff | February 8th, 2006 @ 4:11 pm |
Chuck Norris does not lift weights, weights rise before Chuck Norris
Rob | February 8th, 2006 @ 9:38 pm |
Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for 40 days and 40 nights.
Rob | February 8th, 2006 @ 9:40 pm |
Chuck Norris doesnt think sharing is caring.
Akez | February 8th, 2006 @ 10:03 pm |
Chuck Norris was not allowed into the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), due to his lethal roundhouse kicks to the face… So Chuck made his own UFC ” U….Fear…Chuck”
Akez rules
Jeff | February 9th, 2006 @ 9:24 am |
Chuck Norris is faster than a speeding bullet, but the phrase “Faster than a speeding bullet” sounds better than “Faster than a speeding Chuck Norris”, so Chuck granted permission to change the phrase.
Will | February 9th, 2006 @ 12:19 pm |
Chuck Norris vs. Hurricane Ditka… Norris in the 5th
dickie | February 9th, 2006 @ 11:15 pm |
Chuck Norris doesn’t like being famous, which is why he’s called Adam in the bible!
Bryanator | February 11th, 2006 @ 1:19 am |
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
Garrett | February 12th, 2006 @ 8:55 pm |
Chuck Norris does not have an iPod. He has a ChuckPod.
Ryan | February 13th, 2006 @ 3:06 pm |
God wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
yo | February 14th, 2006 @ 2:54 pm |
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter
Tairto | February 16th, 2006 @ 5:10 am |
chuck norris while having a calm day at home was watching television when he became furious and began walking down the street punching every kid he saw and screamed “Trix are for Chuck Norris”
echonine | February 17th, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
Chuck Norris is what killed the dinosaurs!
neverfound | February 17th, 2006 @ 3:46 pm |
Hurricane Katrina was a direct result of Chuck Norris playing water polo in the Bahamas
Mark Rector | February 24th, 2006 @ 10:03 am |
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack! His heart lost!
joe | February 24th, 2006 @ 7:35 pm |
chuck norris frequently donates blood to the red cross. just never his own.
Levi | February 25th, 2006 @ 3:34 am |
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris.
cory | February 27th, 2006 @ 2:13 am |
jay-z’s 99 problems were all chuck norris
Kevin "Boots" Taylor | February 28th, 2006 @ 1:34 pm |
Chuck Norris counted up to 20, using only 12 numbers
Mandy Owens | March 4th, 2006 @ 2:14 pm |
When Chuck Norris does a push-up he’s not lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
big ben | March 10th, 2006 @ 9:46 am |
only chuck can prevent forest fires
Megan | March 31st, 2006 @ 12:53 pm |
Chuck Norris preformed brain surgery with a pipe wrench and someones broken off arm under water and that person is tonday know as Bill Gates.
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Djackk | October 15th, 2006 @ 4:42 pm |
You don’t know, why this website exists? Chuck Norris knows!
Terence | December 26th, 2006 @ 3:16 pm |
Chuck norris does not breath air air hides in his lungs in fear of his fierce round house kick
Melm | February 1st, 2007 @ 1:18 pm |
Why did they send the nuke to Hiroshima? Because sending chuck Norris was too inhumane.
stuntman1222 | March 2nd, 2007 @ 1:15 pm |
chuck norris can unscramble an egg
John | April 20th, 2007 @ 7:11 pm |
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird!
mando | June 26th, 2007 @ 11:09 am |
jack be nimble jack be quick but jack couldent dodge Chuck norris’s round house kick!!
alex | May 29th, 2008 @ 6:19 pm |
if chuck norris knew about this site he would delete the internet.
alex | May 29th, 2008 @ 6:20 pm |
nobody doesn’t like sara lee. except chuck norris.