Comments on: Chuck Norris Facts 2.0

By: alex

alex — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:20:22 +0000

nobody doesn’t like sara lee. except chuck norris.

By: alex

alex — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:19:39 +0000

if chuck norris knew about this site he would delete the internet.

By: mando

mando — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:09:52 +0000

jack be nimble jack be quick but jack couldent dodge Chuck norris’s round house kick!!

By: John

John — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:11:08 +0000

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird!

By: stuntman1222

stuntman1222 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:15:35 +0000

chuck norris can unscramble an egg

By: Melm

Melm — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:18:58 +0000

Why did they send the nuke to Hiroshima? Because sending chuck Norris was too inhumane.

By: Terence

Terence — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 21:16:44 +0000

Chuck norris does not breath air air hides in his lungs in fear of his fierce round house kick

By: Djackk

Djackk — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 22:42:26 +0000

You don’t know, why this website exists? Chuck Norris knows!

By: Quiet Kid » Conan’s 24 Pipeline

Quiet Kid » Conan’s 24 Pipeline — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 00:50:22 +0000

[...] I recently found out that the list was a spin-off of a popular Internet site with Chuck Norris Facts.And when WordPress creator Matt Mullenweg recently blogged about that list and the Conan O’Brien Walker clips, a light bulb went off in my head. The clips feature random and funny clips from the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger and while watching 24 tonight I realized that it also has similar clips that could be very funny. So without further ado â€¦ [...]

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:53:45 +0000

Chuck Norris preformed brain surgery with a pipe wrench and someones broken off arm under water and that person is tonday know as Bill Gates.

By: big ben

big ben — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:46:57 +0000

only chuck can prevent forest fires

By: Mandy Owens

Mandy Owens — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 20:14:15 +0000

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he’s not lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

By: Kevin "Boots" Taylor

Kevin "Boots" Taylor — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 19:34:26 +0000

Chuck Norris counted up to 20, using only 12 numbers

By: cory

cory — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:13:59 +0000

jay-z’s 99 problems were all chuck norris

By: Levi

Levi — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:34:21 +0000

Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris.

By: joe

joe — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:35:08 +0000

chuck norris frequently donates blood to the red cross. just never his own.

By: Mark Rector

Mark Rector — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 16:03:33 +0000

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack! His heart lost!

By: neverfound

neverfound — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:46:21 +0000

Hurricane Katrina was a direct result of Chuck Norris playing water polo in the Bahamas

By: echonine

echonine — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:22:14 +0000

Chuck Norris is what killed the dinosaurs!

By: Tairto

Tairto — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:10:00 +0000

chuck norris while having a calm day at home was watching television when he became furious and began walking down the street punching every kid he saw and screamed “Trix are for Chuck Norris”

By: yo

yo — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:54:59 +0000

Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:06:51 +0000

God wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

By: Garrett

Garrett — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:55:04 +0000

Chuck Norris does not have an iPod. He has a ChuckPod.

By: Bryanator

Bryanator — Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:19:53 +0000

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

By: dickie

dickie — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:15:57 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t like being famous, which is why he’s called Adam in the bible!