From Rachel: NPR : Wait Wait — Which Newsmaker Are You?

YOU’RE BILL CLINTON

You’re smooth. You can sell anything to anyone. You can tell lies with a smile that’ll melt the hearts of those you’re lying to. At the same time, you require boat loads of unconditional love to compensate for your deficiencies. People spend their entire lives and fortunes trying to bring you down. Someday, they might just succeed.