Get the Book Man

After a long and extremely coincidental series of events, Alex, Jaime, and I decide to go to head to House of Pies (my third time in four days) for some dinner. When I’m almost there I get a call from Alex saying that the restaurant is closed until eight because of pesticides, and that they’re going to hang at the Border’s across the street. (I think it’s interesting that, knowing of why the restaurant was closed, we didn’t decide to go anywhere else.) Anyway, I’m thinking that would be a good way to kill the time, but I hate going to book stores because I either leave feeling unfulfilled or with a significantly lighter wallet. So I resolved not to buy anything and walked in.

Border's on KirbyI browsed around the store, picked up a few things, put them back. I wandered through the music section, seeing what’s new and noticing how outrageous the prices were. In fact, everything was just fine until I stumbled into the computer section. I was able to keep up my jaded no-spend attitude for a little while. “Look at these lame PHP books. Hah! The only ones worth having I already have. I can’t believe I was worried about coming in this place.” Then my eyes began to wander, and I spotted an Apache 2.0 book, just big enough to be juicy. I opened it up and immediately browsed to the mod_negotiation section, since that’s the module I know the most about and I use it as a benchmark for Apache books, which is the same thing I do with Caesar salad and restaurants. (House of Pies has no Caesar salad! Why do I go there so much?) The book had one of the most comprehensive overviews of the module that I’ve seen, and covered some of the differences between the 1.3 and 2.0 versions. However, it wasn’t good enough to overcome my resolution, so it went back to the shelf. However the thought dawned on me that I needed something to do for the next half hour, so I spotted an O’Reilly title I’ve had my eye on called Mastering Regular Expressions.

I’ll cut the suspense, and admit that I bought it. It’s an amazing book; the first two chapters I read really changed the way I think about things in general, a paradigm shift. I’m hoping to finish the whole thing this week and redo all my regex code with what I learn. The good news is that in rang up $5 cheaper at the register than the sticker said, so I’m not complaining.

The point is, however, I lost. The people at Border’s have my type so well figured out that they know I can’t leave without buying something. All those comfy chairs everywhere are really traps in disguise, hoping to lure you in to being caught up in a book. What I really want to do is go into a bookstore, and read an entire book, start to finish. I don’t care if it takes me a week, I want to go in every day, pick up the same book, and finish it. That would really stick it to the man, the book man. Will it ever happen? We’ll see. Has anyone had a similar experience?

6 replies on “Get the Book Man”

I actually did exactly what you’re thinking about doing. What book was it? Hmmmm. This is going to bug me.

Hahaha! Of course! Jane Austen and other “cheesy” Victorian era romance novels. Actually, on the day in question (a couple of years back) I think that I ended up buying a huge edition of Austen’s complete works.. Nevermind the fact that the book is paperback and far too thick to read without completely destroying the binding… I think that I’ve read them all at least three times by now 🙂

Bookstores ALWAYS get a good portion of my money, especially used ones because I tend to buy everything going, “It’s only $3. It’s only a few more bucks.” Books will be the end of my disposable income yet.

We’re so predictable. If only there were a place you could go and, for example, check out a book and take it back when you’re done with it. Someday.

book and music stores will be the death of me someday. im going to read myself out of house and home!

The worst thing about school is that it’s so hard to find pleasure reading time… Kudos to those of you who can juggle schedule, friends, family and page turner at the same time.. If I’m reading a book, I tend not to put it down until it’s finished (aside from mandatory eating and sleeping time). Trouble with that is, time and professors wait for no man… Working on my ability to defy that old platitude and make time stand still, but until I get that under control my ever growing “must read” list will just have to wait…

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