Well, everyone’s doing it. Here we go, Matt is . . .

• . . . it worth it?
• . . . a critic, hear me roar, or snore!
• . . . taking the extra
• . . . currently married to the love of his life
• . . . new Colts coach
• . . . so cute
• . . . a sad but amusing old drunk
• . . . way better than chocolate
• . . . a lil gerbil ish
• . . . yummy
• . . . a clown
• . . . great!!!
• . . . me name
• . . . a babe

So there you go. If you’re really cool you can put your full name in there, but alas that did nothing for me. I might try “Matthew” later to see how Matts and Matthews compare.