Only In Texas

Just in time for the Superbowl, Homer Simpson let loose on US nuclear weapons facility. In the first incident, highly-skilled operatives inadvertently drilled into the warhead’s core, provoking a full-scale evacuation of Pantex. They later made a second Chernobylesque blunder by bodging a highly-explosive warhead part back together with tape. Had they subsequently dropped the […]

Whoops

Someone really messed up on this one: Dear Evite Newsletter Subscriber, Yesterday we mailed a newsletter to our subscribers with incorrect dates for three important Holidays. Please accept our sincerest apologies for these errors and note the following corrections: Labor Day, September 1st Rosh Hashanah, September 27th Yom Kippur, October 6th In addition, we also […]