Just An Arm?

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day: Saddam’s doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam’s doubles. “Men, I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is he lost an arm.”

Axis of… What?

Got this from my darling sister, enjoy: Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil”, Libya,China and Syria today announced that they had formed the “Axis of Just as Evil”, which they said would be more evil than the Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union […]

Five Dollar Suits

A little Tuesday humor from Mike: Bubba and Billy Ray are from Arkansas visiting a relative in Texas. Walking along Sam Houston Street, they see a sign which reads, “Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, […]

Just Wait For The XP Version

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors: “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an […]

Cheeky Photocopies

It’s not often you find a gem like this on a fairly reputable website, but they have a quite humorous answer to the question Our office parties can get a bit out of hand when people start playing pranks. Will our photocopier support anyone’s weight? Here’s a taste of it: If the office Christmas Party […]