Anyone feeling generous toward SCO today? Questions? Hat tip: filtrs.
“Then the designer said, ‘Don’t hate the flyer, hate the plane.’” Who can think of the joke that goes with this? Extra points for making something crazy up.
Mountain Dew in the morning Mountain Dew at night keeps Matthew healthy and bright. Mountain don’t you take it away or you’ll give me a fright.
Why Josh is the coolest ever.
BLINK does a body good.
So the other day I was over at Josh’s house helping him out with some CSS for his new site, fatalifswallowed.com. Now I know what you’re thinking, what’s an “alif,” why is it overweight, and why are they wallowing around? I wish I had the answers, but I don’t. Maybe there will be answers on […]
As I write this I am eating “Cool Guacamole” chips. Yes, chips flavored with guacamole. This is not the first time I’ve encountered this, as I had some tostada chips that were almost just like this before. Does anyone else find this trend of rolling common condiments into what they’re used with disturbing? Before we […]
And now, a little something for the ladies.
I don’t usually like to discuss traffic, but here goes. Over the relatively short history of this website there have been a number of peaks in the traffic here, usually coinciding with some particular event. The first big surge came with the MTCurly plug-in, which is now really starting to show its age. However a […]
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day: Saddam’s doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam’s doubles. “Men, I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is he lost an arm.”
I guess the cat is out of the bag now. In the fine tradition of all the other blog awards out there, I am proud to announce the Anti-Photobloggies, the world’s coolest photoblog awards. What’s going to be neat about it (I think) is that in addition to sites, individual photos can win awards. So […]
“Again, thank you all so much for the Cybertron sized responce to our story. This is so amazing.” Optimus Prime’s Weblog. Hat tip: Anil.
Got this from my darling sister, enjoy: Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil”, Libya,China and Syria today announced that they had formed the “Axis of Just as Evil”, which they said would be more evil than the Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union […]
I think I’m going to send some money to one of those Nigerian scam people so they can fix the caps-lock key on their keyboard.
A little Tuesday humor from Mike: Bubba and Billy Ray are from Arkansas visiting a relative in Texas. Walking along Sam Houston Street, they see a sign which reads, “Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, […]
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors: “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an […]
There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldn’t see really well over their habits, so one of the guys says, “Man, I wish I lived in Ohio, there are only 25 Catholics there.” One of the other guys says, “Well, […]
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the […]
It’s not often you find a gem like this on a fairly reputable website, but they have a quite humorous answer to the question Our office parties can get a bit out of hand when people start playing pranks. Will our photocopier support anyone’s weight? Here’s a taste of it: If the office Christmas Party […]
Paints were a very precious quantity in the good old days, and British merchants could make a young fortune supplying paints to the colonies. One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. It had the very bad luck to collide with another ship full of blue paint. As a result […]