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Chuck Norris Facts 2.0

Chuck Norris 2.0. “Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.” See also: Original Chuck Norris facts, New Chuck Norris facts, and the official Chuck Norris response. 🙂 Update: I highly recommend watching these Walker, Texas Ranger clips on Conan O’Brien. If that struck your fancy, you can always buy the DVD set, I just ordered it.

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[…] WordPress creator Matt Mullenweg recently blogged about that list and Conan O’Brien’s Walker Pipeline. The clips feature random and funny clips from the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger. While watching 24 tonight I realized that it also has similar clips that when taken out of context could be very funny. So without further ado … […]

ok now, let me get this straight: you bought the Walker, Texas Ranger DVD set yet? Are you finished with Firefly yet?? Are you going to make me watch them, b/c I’ve been forced to do that before… Love, C.

Yaaaaa-Chuck ! I appreciate you for 101 reasons ! Your’re the real thing! You’ve done a lot more than probably most people don’t realize. You’re a nice guy, a real hero, and a good example to those who need courage and determination.

I give you my standing ovation ! I hope you stick around . I’ve read your book “Against All Odds” and it’s a fun read as well as enlightening . Definaltely worth the money .

You go Chucky,

Love you much ! Sandy

Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? The shadow knows. But only because Chuck Norris told him.

Osama Bin Laden is not hiding, he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and was shot into middle earth.

Chuck Norris was not allowed into the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), due to his lethal roundhouse kicks to the face… So Chuck made his own UFC ” U….Fear…Chuck”

Akez rules

Chuck Norris is faster than a speeding bullet, but the phrase “Faster than a speeding bullet” sounds better than “Faster than a speeding Chuck Norris”, so Chuck granted permission to change the phrase.

chuck norris while having a calm day at home was watching television when he became furious and began walking down the street punching every kid he saw and screamed “Trix are for Chuck Norris”

Chuck Norris preformed brain surgery with a pipe wrench and someones broken off arm under water and that person is tonday know as Bill Gates.

[…] I recently found out that the list was a spin-off of a popular Internet site with Chuck Norris Facts.And when WordPress creator Matt Mullenweg recently blogged about that list and the Conan O’Brien Walker clips, a light bulb went off in my head. The clips feature random and funny clips from the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger and while watching 24 tonight I realized that it also has similar clips that could be very funny. So without further ado “¦ […]

jack be nimble jack be quick but jack couldent dodge Chuck norris’s round house kick!!

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