Just A Punchline

“Then the designer said, ‘Don’t hate the flyer, hate the plane.'”

Who can think of the joke that goes with this? Extra points for making something crazy up.

4 thoughts on “Just A Punchline

  1. So this dog takes a flight, and he sits next to this woman with a carpenters level. This woman talks a lot, and it turns out that she’s a designer. The really annoying thing is that she keeps placing the level against every surface that she can find. After 3 hours of this, the dog snaps at her, telling her to quit, and he tells her that she’s the worst person that he’s ever flown with. She brandished the level at him…

    Then the designer said, “Don’t hate the flyer, hate the plane.”

    So, what’s the prize? I really had to grasp at straws for that one. Love, C

  2. a little boy was playing with a paper airplane outside. as a man passed him to get to a bus stop, the plane hit an awkward gust of air and rammed the man in the eye. irate, the man screamed at the child to be more careful. “don’t hate the flyer, hate the plane,” said the boy innocently.

    and that was the worst joke i’ve ever come up with. aaah… i will think of a better one. this is a temp.

  3. Charleen and Elissa both get prizes! I’m curious to hear the better one Elissa is coming up with. Ramie could probably do something neat with this too, but when I talked to her she said she wasn’t in the mood.

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