Yearly Archives: 2002

Pun-A-Day #21

Paints were a very precious quantity in the good old days, and British merchants could make a young fortune supplying paints to the colonies.

One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. It had the very bad luck to collide with another ship full of blue paint.

As a result of this disaster, both crews were . . . marooned.

Saturday Night

Well yesterday night turned out very well, as I got a chance to hang with Sarah for a bit. Then I met up with Rachel and Arizona (Arida?) at Brasil’s for some liquid refreshment. They had italian sodas, I had hot chocolate. Then we rented 40 Days 40 Nights from Blockbuster which we watched in Rachel’s dorm. It was a hoot, like I remembered. It’s also need because the main character is named Matt, is Catholic, and does web design! What are the chances?

The night called for some food again, so off to IHOP it was. You see the most interesting characters at IHOP when the clubs are getting out, especially the one on 59.

After that it was back to the dorm for a Chris Rock song, which was quite funny. Rachel also showed me local file-sharing that she uses at Rice which is quite nice. It makes sense that those connections would be much faster than anything going over the internet would be. The other cool thing that Rachel had was a XM radio in her car. I don’t know if I’m crazy about the $10 a month price tag, but some of the stations were very cool. What’s funny though is that we ended up listening to a CD anyway :). Finally we watched the Kevin Smith classic Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which was also as funny as I remembered it.

Pun-A-Day #20

Just when you thought you were safe, they’re back . . . with a vengeance.

There was a snake called Nate. His purpose in life was to stay in the
desert and guard the lever. This lever was no ordinary lever. It was the
lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very
seriously. He let nothing get close to the lever.

One day off in the distance he saw a cloud of dust. He kept his eye on it
because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move
closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was a huge boulder and it was
heading straight for the lever!

Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he
could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss
the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder
ran over Nate, but it was, in fact, deflected, leaving history to
conclude that is was better Nate than lever.

Photolog Back

Due to certain extenuating circumstances, I have fallen a little behind on the photos. But don’t despair: I didn’t stop taking photos, just stopped uploading them. If you check out the photolog now you’ll see that all the latest and greatest are up. Enjoy. I’m really looking forward to taking pictures over the holidays, but I’ve found that certain things, such as christmas lights, can be a real challenge to capture. If only there was a way to capture the smells, sounds, feeling, as well as image of everything that’s around you, then I could take some good “pictures.” This is by far my favorite time of the year.

Meetings…

The Houston Palm Users Group meeting went very well, with Chris giving an interesting presentation on networking using your Palm, which I enjoyed. Afterwords I drifted over to the Web Tech SIG where they had food, and I ended up winning Microsoft Visual Interdev 6, and a Microsoft t-shirt, and a “security pack.” Oh the irony!! Not going to Galveston tonight like planned, but we’ll see what happens. Tonight actually might be a great opportunity to catch up on some work.

Catching Up

I’ve been basically totally preoccupied the past week, so I have a ton of catching up to do online. Most importantly Friday was Elaine’s birthday! Go send her some birthday love if you haven’t already. While your at it Kymberlie sounds like she had a wonderful anniversary, and that’s wonderful to hear. I finally got my blogroll working again, and took the opportunity to add some links that have been missing for a while. Zeldman has had more good writing lately then I can keep up with. So much content, so little time! Follow every link on his site. The Houston Wireless list has had some goings-on lately, and it should be interesting to see how things pan out. Joe Clark’s Slashdot interview is the longest I’ve seen yet, probably about 54k of text. That guy never ceases to amaze me.

People are coming into town from all over, and I am free as a bird till January, so this should be a lot of fun. Tonight I’m spending the night in Galveston, just because. Yay for Christmas break! It’s really my favorite time of the year. The music, the food, the weather—it’s just perfect. I hope everyone is having a happy holidays.

I know that as soon as I get used to this laptop I’m going to have to take it back. *sigh*

Hardware Rant

The problem with too many modern day manufacturers is that they’re too concerned with selling the whole package. I for one would be more than happy to buy a nicely designed laptop from say, Sony, sans an operating system, free internet from AOL or MSN, an office suite, and any other fluff that I’m convinced accounts for several hundred dollars in final cost. In addition, I would like the option to buy a laptop without a hard drive or memory, because from the manufacturer it’s going to be overpriced and I’ll probably upgrade it anyway. Why should I have to pay twice for things like a hard drive or Windows XP when I already own what I need? There are of course a number of third party manufacturers from which I could buy just a laptop shell, or something equivalent, but their design is laughable. I don’t need to give my Mac friends another reason to laugh at me ;).

Grrr

While I am a fan of Dante, I think he may have missed something in his portrayal of the netherworlds, and I just want to assure the guy who went out of his way to splash me with his car as I was waiting to cross the street that there is a special level of hell reserved for people like that. Geez.

Pictures

I almost forgot to mention this but I have a ton of great pictures I want to put online but I can’t because I don’t have any sort of memory stick reader, so if you’re in Houston and have access to one, please drop me a line. You will get a special prize on the website if you can help out.

First Final

I got my first final out of the way, only three more to go. I’m right now enjoying the broadband at a nice internet café called “Get Internet Café” or something like that. The salad was great, but I must get back to work now. Wish me luck!

New Cross Pen

I’ve been using the new Cross Ion pen for a few months now, and it has worked wonderfully. I think my favorite thing about it is the small size it goes to, which is easy on my pockets. That’s also why I think I’d like a Tungsten T. But apparently I just ran an entire load of clothes through the washer and dryer with this pen, unknowingly of course. I saw the pen first thing when I opened the dryer, and even though some of my favorite shirts were in there for some reason the first thing I did was see if the pen still worked! Even better yet, it did. On to the clothes: as far as I can tell there are no ink stains on anything! I’ll do a closer examination in the morning but things look good.

How Taxes Work

Got this in the mail this afternoon from Mike, thought it was interesting.

This is a VERY simple way to understand the tax laws.

Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day,
ten men go out for dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their
bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this.

The first four men—the poorest—would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1,
the sixth would pay $3, the seventh $7, the eighth $12, the ninth $18, and
the tenth man—the richest—would pay $59.

That’s what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant
every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement — until one day, the
owner threw them a curve (in tax language– a tax cut).

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the
cost of your daily meal by $20.” So now dinner for the ten only cost $80.00.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the
first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about
the other six — the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20
windfall so that everyone would get his “fair share?”

The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and The sixth man would end
up being PAID to eat their meal. So the restaurant owner suggested that it
would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he
proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid
$5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill
of $52 instead of his earlier $59. Each of the six was better off than before.
And the first four continued to eat for free.

But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man, but he, pointing
to the tenth. “But he got $7!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man,
“I only saved a dollar too, It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man, “Why should he get $7 back when I got
only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!.” “Wait a minute,” yelled the first
four men in unison, “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the
poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn’t
show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it
came time to pay the bill, they discovered, a little late what was very
important. They were FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS short of paying the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college instructors, is how the tax
system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from
a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they
just may not show up at the table anymore.

Where would that leave the rest? Unfortunately, most taxing authorities
anywhere cannot seem to grasp this rather straightforward logic!

Hiatus

I’m staying at my Grandmother’s house because the gas at my house is off, which means no heat, oven, or hot water. Also in an unfortunate turn of events my laptop has stopped working, so there most likely won’t be many updates the next couple of days.