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I think this weather is getting me down, I just don’t feel like going out tonight. No Kaveh Kanes, no House of Pies, no girls, no car, no laptop, blah. The sky is bleak, colorless, moist, and utterly motionless. I want it to rain, brighten, darken, or do something! I think it’s time for a brisk walk.

Houston Wireless Meeting Tonight

Several people have expressed interest in attending this meeting, so here’s the message from Jeremy (whose URL I love). You can sign up for the HWUG list here.

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A reminder to all, the monthly HoustonWireless meeting is tonight at 7:30pm at Kaveh Kanes. This will be a mixed-bag technology roundup and Q&A. Several of us will present some material about different aspects of wireless. This is a good chance to get an overview of what’s out there, maybe a bit of what’s coming, and maybe get some questions answered.

The lineup so far as I know includes Erewhon talking about antennas and probably other stuff, myself talking about what all the 802.11 protocol alphabet soup means (e.g. a,b,g,i,…) and a bit about security, Matt (one of them :)) will talk about warchalking and wardriving, I think Glass is going to talk about meshes, and who knows what else.

Also, I’d encourage people to bring gear for “show and tell”, we’ll do a “gear roundup,” especially APs (e.g. if you’ve got a WAP-11 you can bring, or an RG1000, or a home-grown mutant, or …). I’ll demonstrate HostAP on my laptop, too, given sufficient time.

Regards,
Jeremey.

Get the Book Man

After a long and extremely coincidental series of events, Alex, Jaime, and I decide to go to head to House of Pies (my third time in four days) for some dinner. When I’m almost there I get a call from Alex saying that the restaurant is closed until eight because of pesticides, and that they’re going to hang at the Border’s across the street. (I think it’s interesting that, knowing of why the restaurant was closed, we didn’t decide to go anywhere else.) Anyway, I’m thinking that would be a good way to kill the time, but I hate going to book stores because I either leave feeling unfulfilled or with a significantly lighter wallet. So I resolved not to buy anything and walked in.

Border's on KirbyI browsed around the store, picked up a few things, put them back. I wandered through the music section, seeing what’s new and noticing how outrageous the prices were. In fact, everything was just fine until I stumbled into the computer section. I was able to keep up my jaded no-spend attitude for a little while. “Look at these lame PHP books. Hah! The only ones worth having I already have. I can’t believe I was worried about coming in this place.” Then my eyes began to wander, and I spotted an Apache 2.0 book, just big enough to be juicy. I opened it up and immediately browsed to the mod_negotiation section, since that’s the module I know the most about and I use it as a benchmark for Apache books, which is the same thing I do with Caesar salad and restaurants. (House of Pies has no Caesar salad! Why do I go there so much?) The book had one of the most comprehensive overviews of the module that I’ve seen, and covered some of the differences between the 1.3 and 2.0 versions. However, it wasn’t good enough to overcome my resolution, so it went back to the shelf. However the thought dawned on me that I needed something to do for the next half hour, so I spotted an O’Reilly title I’ve had my eye on called Mastering Regular Expressions.

I’ll cut the suspense, and admit that I bought it. It’s an amazing book; the first two chapters I read really changed the way I think about things in general, a paradigm shift. I’m hoping to finish the whole thing this week and redo all my regex code with what I learn. The good news is that in rang up $5 cheaper at the register than the sticker said, so I’m not complaining.

The point is, however, I lost. The people at Border’s have my type so well figured out that they know I can’t leave without buying something. All those comfy chairs everywhere are really traps in disguise, hoping to lure you in to being caught up in a book. What I really want to do is go into a bookstore, and read an entire book, start to finish. I don’t care if it takes me a week, I want to go in every day, pick up the same book, and finish it. That would really stick it to the man, the book man. Will it ever happen? We’ll see. Has anyone had a similar experience?

Work Work

This looks like it’s going to be a very busy week, at least in terms of business work. Lot’s of things to catch up with, and lots of projects to finish up. I have a couple of scripts to add to the scripts section, including a nice form mailer, curly quotes for b2, a syntax highlighter, and some other odds and ends. I’ve always been a bit paranoid about releasing code publically, because I always wonder if there’s a way to do it better, and I can’t imagine anything quite as embarassing as releasing something with an obvious bug or something. Sometimes this is for the better I think, for example the mail script is about a third of the size that the first version was, and more functional, but it’s also over a year old! Anyway watch this channel for some fun stuff this month. Any requests?

Canon 1Ds Field Report

I just read a very interesting Canon 1Ds Field Report written by Michael Reichmann of Luminous Landscape with assistance from Thomas Knoll, who some of you might know as the original author of Photoshop. To sum things up, they basically came to the conclusion that the 1Ds surpasses every digital camera they’ve ever seen, and is preferably to film cameras in almost every situation. That’s quite a compliment coming from a reviewer with so much experience. I would recommend checking it out if just to see some of the beautiful test shots they took; the detail on some of them is really amazing. This camera is obviously out of my price range for the foreseeable future, but hopefully this will knock the price of the D60, which I’ve had my eye on for a while, down a bit.

Pun-A-Day #5

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

MTCurly Update

I’ve updated the Curly Quotes for Movable Type script in response to two points made by John Gruber. It was interesting to be referred to by last name only, so I felt the need to respond as soon as I read the criticisms. The issues identified, namely the inability to quote single letters like “a” and a small whitespace bug which affected a valid but rarely seen method of writing tags, were trivial to fix. I am still a firm believer in a faster pure regular expression solution to this particular problem; with a good enough regular expression you can parse anything :). Thanks to John for pointing these out.

This Explains It

How and Why the Internet Broke—while it scares me that so much of the internet could be affected by one company, particularly one controlled by WorldCom, it’s good to know why I couldn’t get to my own site through SWBell the other day. While this is obviously a huge blunder on their part, overall I still like UUNet. Last summer I got a personal tour of their network operations center and I was very impressed with the people working there and the infrastructure they had. It was also humorous how obviously some parts of the NOC were for show, such as the windows that turned opaque with the flip of a switch and the extremely large big screen televisions overlooking the main room which “are more for you [visitor] then them [workers].” The one they did say they watched closely was the one on the Weather Channel, because apparently weather can have a large effect on their operations.

History of Tilde and Google Change

I’m a little behind, so I’d like to point out two very interesting articles over at Mark Pilgrim’s weblog. First he has a nice summary of the change to Google’s ranking algorithm. There are links to all the threads and articles I’ve seen around the web; it seems Mark has an uncanny ability to find relevant links quickly. I do not agree however that this is the “beginning of the end” for Google, it’s just an adjustment phase; they’re still committed to having the very best search results possible, and they’re merely responding to an obvious and well-known exploitation of their previous system. If relevancy is temporarily suffering, just them a little time.

Mark’s History of the Tilde also piqued my typographical interest. One of my Human Situation professors remarked the other day that the Greek alphabet wasn’t even finalized until several years into their war with the Spartans, meaning that at the beginning of what would be a thirty-year war, they still found time to debate and codify a standard of writing. He then asked what new characters were in the western alphabet lately. The first thought in my mind was the euro, but that was a little too obvious. A examination of my keyboard yielded three characters—~, @, and *—that I can’t really see a use for before the time of computers. I’m going to look into it.

Close Call

I had the biggest scare on the way to Psychology this morning: as I was driving on 610 South when I saw a police officer sitting on the side of the road. And it wasn’t just any cop car, it was one of the Camaros. So I naturally checked my speed, and then went on my merry way. Next thing I know, I see the cop whip out of the shoulder in the rear view mirror and head straight towards me. His lights were blinking and I was panicking and . . . he pulled over the person behind me. In hindsight it was actually pretty interesting to watch it happen, almost like something from a nature show. It was a lot like the lions that you see jump out of the grass and pick off a zebra from the pack.

Jish Goes to Houston

Had a wonderful time tonight at Market Square Grill with a number of new people who I hadn’t met in person before. The guest of honor, Jish, was an extremely nice guy. I think he really enjoyed his visit, because everything is bigger in Texas. It was wonderful meeting everyone, such colorful personalities, and I’m definitely going to make it out to the next event. In attendance were (Kathy’s list helped me out here) Katie, Mike, Jish, Elaine, Chuck, Ted, Robert, Hanna, David, Kathy, Christine, and Kymberlie.

The pictures from tonight are now online. I’ve also gotten around to putting up the entire morning shoot from the Sights Unseen series. I also added some photos from 9-27 with some interesting ones in the downtown area that Sarah took. Actually she didn’t take all of them, just the good ones.

Pun-A-Day #3

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor; the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

I’m doing the blog equivilent of treading water, but I have some real writing to put up tonight.

Lili

Okay it looks like the hurricane isn’t heading this way, but from the size of it I hope where it does hit is well-prepared and has the best of luck.

Ever wonder why hurricanes always have girls names? Well, there’s no such thing as a himicane.

Okay, that was painful even for me. That’ll be all for the day.