Millions of Blondes

I’m not going to particpate in it, but the “best blonde joke” (example) thing is driving thousands and thousands of hits every day to WordPress.com. It’s traffic on par with a front-page Digg, just constant and steady. Where did this thing come from??? (Continuing my tradition of being a month late to internet trends.)

Foto Mateo

In the interest of expanding the Photo Matt audience we’ve commissioned a team of expert translators to create Foto Mateo. šŸ˜‰ Update: To clarify, this is a joke. It just is a Google translate proxy of this site. Read the comments for more. Thanks for everyone who emailed in that it was, in fact, a very bad translation.

Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my childrenā€™s lettersā€”sometimes very hastilyā€”but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, ā€œDear Jim: I loved your card.ā€ Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, ā€œJim loved your card so much he ate it.ā€ That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.

FromĀ Maurice Sendak, the author of Where the Wild Things Are.

XML-RPC Vulnerability

To clarify for all the confused people WordPress is not affected by the recent XML-RPC problem that lots of other apps were. We use different, more secure libraries for XML-RPC. The problem was discovered by the same guy though, I imagine he was auditing our code and found totally unrelated, which we fixed in our recent release. Of course you wouldn’t guess that from the title, “PHP Blogging Apps Vulnerable to XML-RPC Exploits.” Let’s go down the list: PostNuke – content management; WordPress – blogging; Drupal – content/community management; Serendipity – blogging; phpAdsNew – ad serving; phpWiki – wiki (not blogging); phpMyFAQ – FAQ management. If it bleeds it leads, right? šŸ˜‰